Stupid Questions We've Been Asked   Q. Seriously, you guys are a band? A. No, but we play one on T.V. Q. Are you guys brothers? A. Yes, Chris and Ben are brothers, and Shawn is just some guy. Q. Are you in a cult or something? A. Well ofcourse. Isn't everybody. What do you call Christianity. Now leave  us alone we have a mass wedding to attend. Then the spaceship comes. Q. How long have you been playing? A. Well about 4 years now, and you would think we would be good by now. Q. What do you think was the ultimate downfall of the  Roman  Empire and how do you think that correlates with the degradation of  Western civilization today? A. Ummmmm..... true. Q. Boxers or Briefs? A. Chris "none", Ben "thong", Shawn "Always with wings". Q. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A. Ummm.....one,two,three.........three hundered twent wait a minute. What kind of fucking questions are these? Fuck you you fucking dick. I'll shove this  Tootsie Pop up your ass. Now get out of here before we beat your face in.